Literature
Prince Derek the Dim
What Else Is There?
In the castle ballroom, royals and commoners alike watched happily as Prince Derek, a strapping young man with medium length brown hair, blue eyes, and dressed in a white puffy shirt, a blue cape, gold sleeves, black trousers, and grey boots, and Princess Odette, a beautiful young woman with blue eyes, long blonde hair, and wearing a white gown with green sleeves, finished their waltz and love duet. After years of trying to get these two crazy kids together, it looked like their kingdoms would finally unite after all.
"Arrange the marriage!" Derek announced, breaking away from Odette. The room erupted in jubilation, as c